What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

-mwahh

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]